Every Christian Dating App Ever (1 of 2)

Rebecca: My name is Rebecca Esther Sara Bathsheba. John: And I’m John. Rebecca: And I found God’s match for me on ChristianTingle.com. I joined Christian Tingle after going on over 50 dates on other online dating sites. John: I forgive you. Rebecca: Thanks. I never went on a second date after I mentioned that I was saving hand- holding for marriage. John: So, I joined the website and as soon as I saw your picture, I thought, man, she is hot. Rebecca: Babe! John: What? You are. When I saw her Facebook profile picture, I was like, I’ve always wanted a woman that’s had the most devoted devotion ever devoted. Rebecca: Honestly, I wasn’t very attracted to him at first. I mean, I thought he was hot but I was afraid that he was going to be too into himself. When I saw his profile picture, everything changed. I was like, “Praise you, Daddy, for showing me this man who is willing to be seen holding a third world orphan”. John: I was in Africa on a mission trip. Why else would you go to Africa? There was this one little kid. He was actually the son of a guy that went with us here in Atlanta. Rebecca: I didn’t know that. John: Yeah. Yep. That was Jason. Favorite pastor on three. One, two, three – John and Rebecca: David Platt. John: That was too easy. Rebecca: That was way easy. John: Favorite Sonicflood song? One, two – well, everyone only knows one Sonicflood song. Rebecca: Right, right. John: Favorite secular band. John and Rebecca: Switchfoot. John: This is real love. Tell them about the ceremony. Rebecca: I think what we really wanted was a worship service. John: We made sure that we had communion on the way in, we had communion on the way out. Rebecca: Yeah. John: We had communion during our vows and obviously we didn’t have a bar at the reception so we had more communion. One thing most people don’t know about what Christian Tingle is – there’s an app that you can get for your smartphone. Rebecca: When we were dating, I feel like the app was just – it was a Godsend. John: When you keep it in your pocket and you’re on a date, it’ll send an alert every time that your phone goes from portrait to landscape. If it wasn’t for the Father, the Son, and the Christian Tingle, I wouldn’t have met the love of my life. Rebecca: If you’re looking for someone to date other than Jesus, look no further than ChristianTingle.com. Tripp: Hi, Tripp and Tyler here, and we have a new book. Tyler: It’s called Stuff You Should Know About Stuff: How to Properly Behave in Certain Situations, and today it is available for pre-order by clicking right here. Tripp: That’s right, or if it’s after November 2014 when you’re watching this, you’d still click right here because it would be available to order-order. Tyler: Yeah, the ‘click here’ is the important thing. Tripp: That’s right. Tyler: I’ll give you some time. Tripp: Yup. Most likely, they’ve already clicked, so – Tyler: Yeah. Tripp: This is just extra needless video here. It’s a terrible book. It’s a waste of your time. Doesn’t matter. They’ve already clicked, right?
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Tyler: I wouldn’t have said that.